Catastic Help Wanted

Looking for a part time cat sitter for our family. 
Must have own transportation.  Non smoker (pot okay if you don't inhale).
Wanting someone who will spend quality time with our cats and not just watch our netflix (yes, we stream).
Positive and upbeat preferred.
Will be responsible for refilling "half full" bowls.  Plating the good stuff twice a day.
Some light labor is required as well (opening windows and doors for their cool daily breezes)
Birders a bonus*

Hipster

Stopped in to grab my standard hi cut cotton colorfuls.  Oh dear.  I find myself and a tiny lady having conversations about our severe search for our basic and didn't appear too specific cut/ style of undies. I mention tiny lady because as you can see the spectrum of sizes and we can't find our size...just a million options of other stuff.   Yes, an entire row of disarray and woven, torn and mishandled packaging of fruit of the looms (my fave), hanes, and the like.

We are both starting to feel slightly conspicuous and joke at our "under-banter."  "Goodness, pretty soon they may call security on us if we stay here too long."  I say. 

I long for a single package of a single digit # and am having no luck.  Her either. 

It's very nice to have so many choices and I'm really not complaining...okay, I am. 

hipsters

boy briefs

bikini

brief

low rise

high rise

no wedgie

wedgie

hi cut

low cut

no ride

first date

second date...etc!!