Wednesday, October 11, 2017

The Chosen One. Movie Theater Seating

Going to the movies.  Fun.  Escapism.  The sound, the popcorn (or nachos with just a tad of jalapeno juice).  The new reclining seats.  The sound of others laughing with you during the movie.

Choosing your seat in advance.  Noooo!!  What?!!  This is a new thing and I'm not liking it.  It's a total gamble and stress to choose at seat at "check in".  No me gusto. 

What if the person in front of you is sporting a lengthy Mohawk?
What if you want to eat your nachos (with just a tad of jalapeno juice) in private in the back, next to the aisle?  Is one allowed to move if somebody sits next to you? (don't like crunching too close to people, it ruins my experience).  

What if all of a sudden one changes their mind and their neck kink...was on the opposite side that they originally thought...can ya just flee to the lobby and re enter to the other side of theater?

This is getting to specific and pre-boarding ish type stuff.  That's for airplanes, not the movies...unless I get free peanuts or an upgrade to pistachios.



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