Thursday, April 13, 2023

Help On Aisle Three

 I'm in the container store today looking for baskets to organize the kitchen clutter.  I find my items and head toward the cash register.  I hear the worker call for assistance to a shopper.  She describes them.  Aisle Three.  The customer is wearing white pants and a black top.


When I get to the register I say to the clerk.  I could imagine if I were the shopper that needed assistance and how I would be described.  I threw in some funnies and we laugh.

Here's how it went.  Customer on aisle three needs some assistance (or some serious help).  She's wearing a wrinkly camouflage long sleeve cover, has on a "be your own kind of beautiful" t shirt and looks very confused.  Her hair is in a funky clip, as she did not appear to have styled her hair today.  She has lip liner on but no lipstick.  She must have just come from Ulta, the make-up store.  She has her personal tape measure in hand and keeps talking to herself about excess supplements, how to store them and when she might need more dishwasher eco-tabs.

May I help you?

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